Issue #1 - Dark Times
Type: Audio Log
Author: Protect-o-bot 31284
File Name: Memory File 07A5T
Genre: Haunting Memory
A Protect-o-Bot's memory of darker times leading up to the Second Founding. What's the Second Founding?.. I don't know, make a theory video about it. If there's a Second then what about the First Founding?.. that nugget right there should buy you about 15 minutes of theory crafting and speculation.
Back to the Dark Times:.... Chaos in the street, folks gone wild. Learning Stuff Lane was a very different place before the Mayor stepped in, stepped about the rules and stepped on everyone and everything in his way.
That's how this 'The Lane' began... sort of... there's a bunch more but you didn't ask any questions so I should stop with all the exposition. Are you fascinated and curiously bubbling with anticipation?
If you're still reading this I assume you are going to make a theory video, so I'll throw you a bone... Buddy wasn't there for either Foundings, but he recently returned to town. So...??? 🤷
Bonus nugget: the sheriff's an alien so... Aliens?
Dark Times Tale of Woe
