Issue #1 - Heist Music
Type: Music
DO YOU NEED A THING THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS?
ARE YOU SCREAMING FOR SCHEMING AND QUIPPY MISFITS WITH HEARTS OF GOLD?
AT TEAM HEIST & ASSOCIATES TAKE YOUR HEIST TO NEW HEIGHTS.
A wild pack of animals featuring:
BUDDY - The Mastermind - "the team's a symphony of chaos, I conduct it flawlessly - plus I'm the leader. You'd tell me if anybody said otherwise"
MR CHUCKLES - The Wild Card - "I'm the unpredictable jester. I laugh at fear, nervous laughter - but it's still laughter"
TWINKLE BEAR - Ninja Stuff - "shh, I'm being siwent and ominous.... yeah, because I do ninja stuff! Serwiouswy, why are you asking me qwestions wight now?"
TUSKALUFICUS - Stuffin' his Face - "team is buffet of personalities. Buddy is chef, Mr. Chuckles spicy, Twinkle Bear is sushi, and Wooly, she meat in sheep's clothing"
WOOLY - The Ringer - "I had the afternoon off so, yeah, I figure this might kill some time. And, why pass on a chance to snoop around the Sheriff's Office"
GARBAGE BIN GAL - The Distraction - she couldn't be reached for comment, someone mentioned she's in the ER with life-threatening injuries after a traffic incident. Gruesome, gruesome stuff...
Funky Tunes to Heist to
